Monday, January 12, 2015

Football Follies


How do I hate the Patriots? Let me count the ways: I root for the Colts, therefore I must. Their quarterback has too much snark and lives with Giselle. They have a history of bending (and breaking) the rules.

Yet after further review, the ruling on the field stands. I have concluded the funky formation the Pats used against the Ravens in last Saturdays' playoff game—and the quick snap count that QB used to get the plays off before the defense figured things out—were completely legal.

If you care, check out this link, helpfully posted online by the Baltimore Sun: http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/ravens-insider/bal-nfl-rule-5-section-1-changes-in-position-20150111-story.html

Once again coach Pats Coach Bill Belichick walks two steps ahead of the herd. What will he do this week against My Colts? Close the windows at your practice facility, Coach Pagano. Put your players on total social media lock-down. Call in the NSA to do counter-surveillance.

Why do I dislike Des Bryant? I have no use for loud-mouths who taunt and act like divas begging for encores every time they ACTUALLY CATCH A PASS! But if the rules state he did not make that catch in yesterday's playoff game, the rules need changing. Spare me the explanations. He made a fantastic catch.

The Patriots would likely have beaten the Ravens even without the touchdown that capped the drive in which they got their funk on. But could the Packers have retaken the lead had Bryant's catch stood and the Cowboys scored the probable touchdown to follow? We'll never know. For shame, NFL.